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The Enlightened Eleven of Croatia Zagreb

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The Enlightened Eleven of Croatia Zagreb is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.448 billion Croatia Zagrebians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Croatia Zagrebian economy, worth a remarkable 4,670 trillion kunas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 153,398 kunas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,179,579 per year while the poor average 5,342, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Croatia Zagreb's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Croatia Zagreb is ranked 278,462^nd in the world and 10,544^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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