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The People's Republic of Communismlend

“All for me and none for u”

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The People's Republic of Communismlend is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joeseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.927 billion Communists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LeninGrad. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Communist economy, worth 256 trillion Commie Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,227 Commie Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Joeseph Stalin's most personal functions, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communismlend's national animal is the Lennin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communismlend is ranked 209,794^th in the world and 6,875^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -88.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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