The Confederacy of Colsares
“Engineering a better future.”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Confederacy of Colsares is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rip Studwell with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.35 billion Colsari hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sperm Bank City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Colsari economy, worth 110 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,918 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, too many developers spoil the codebase, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colsares's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Republic of Haure Cornaia.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Westenhald.
- : Colsares was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Colsares, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
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