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The Confederacy of Colsares

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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Confederacy of Colsares is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rip Studwell with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.35 billion Colsari hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sperm Bank City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Colsari economy, worth 110 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,918 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, too many developers spoil the codebase, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colsares's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Colsares is ranked 206,442nd in the world and 7,099th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,841.03 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,606thHighest Drug Use: 2,885thMost Influential: 3,142ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,396thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,253rdTop
Best Weather: 13,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,095thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,484thNicest Citizens: 17,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,205thMost Secular: 20,222ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,743rdSmartest Citizens: 21,659th
Highest Drug Use: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 395th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 415th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 438th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 446th in the regionBest Weather: 447th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 459th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionNudest: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 634th in the regionNicest Citizens: 637th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 663rd in the regionMost Secular: 692nd in the region

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