Spotlight on:
The Most Serene Republic of Coldomamadaqua |
“Insanity Laughs”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: the Plains of Perdition |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Most Serene Republic of Coldomamadaqua is a very large, safe nation, notable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 266 million Coldomamadaquans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Coldomamadaquan economy, worth 12.4 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,503 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, priests are being drafted by the church load, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coldomamadaqua's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Coldomamadaqua is ranked 212,689th in the world and 1,292nd in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 9.02 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Coldomamadaqua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, priests are being drafted by the church load.
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Coldomamadaqua was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, Coldomamadaqua has designated Coldomamadaqua City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in
Coldomamadaqua, the new one guilder coin also makes a handy throwing-star.














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