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The Hazy Hillsides of Chief Alpaca

“Silky coats are always in fashion”

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The Hazy Hillsides of Chief Alpaca is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Packmaster Conrad with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.287 billion Chief Alpacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pen. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chief Alpacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Hairns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,099 Hairns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chief Alpaca's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chief Alpaca is ranked 30,538^th in the world and 105^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

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