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The Most Holy Knight Order State of Chicks |
“Happiness will be for the chicks”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Most Holy Knight Order State of Chicks is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cikarfelid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 3.978 billion Chicks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Camp. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.
The all-consuming Chicken economy, worth 348 trillion Chick coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 87,648 Chick coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Chicks flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and artists count down the years until Cikarfelid is allowed to listen to their music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chicks's national animal is the mealworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermeticism.
Chicks is ranked 128,149th in the world and 6,668th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,518.21 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, artists count down the years until Cikarfelid is allowed to listen to their music.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Chicks flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, what goes down must come up.
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Chicks was endorsed by
The Triple-Seat of Guhrayen.
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Chicks was endorsed by
The Desert Empire of The Azalea Princess.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Cikarfelid to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
- : Following new legislation in
Chicks, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
World Assembly
Federation of the Resentine Kingdom,
The Azalea Princess, and
Guhrayen.



















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