Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania |
“Nec temere, nec timide.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.877 billion Inner Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 503 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,974 leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Inner Albania is ranked 14,544th in the world and 346th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 334.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Inner Albania was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 109 » Ebonhand, The Filippinas, Tepertopia, Great Lothian, Sporaltryus, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Belschaft, Bawkie, ANuadh, Arscanesia, Goldnation, Nowa Europa, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Amerion, Auviantan Outh Islands, Differences-In-Differences, East Endia, Volaworand, Asarana, Empire of Pekoland, Wehraboos, Altnavia, Emagination, America Gone Wrong, The Weirdo, Aurcania, Khnomania, Swenfia 2, Valles Stellarum, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Mercian Legions, Rebel-topia, Corpoterra, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, The real Ireland, Itani, Marnrio, Explodeingtnt, Legosia, Antarctic Empires, and 59 others.Las Filipina, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Aodhan, The Two Jerseys, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Farelonia, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Abarri, Lans Isles, Blipp, PenguinPies, Jontum, Beneti, Nakayo, Pepperton, United Allied Systems Nations, Hadrex, Eastern Juble Lux, Paganan, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, United States of Belvaria, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, North Harave, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Atomic Garden, Great Scapula, Albend, Hacrela, 7 Trees, North Korea is best, Inner Ted Imazahvatia, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, Meirenyu, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Gwandalis, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Marre, SharttingToepia, Vulcan Acenedcy, Lilli Lands, Amerikanisches Imperium, Overname, Meglomania, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, Farengeto, The Lombard League, Kabarakastan, and Dante-topia.