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The District of Carson Bridge

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The District of Carson Bridge is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.974 billion Carson Bridgemen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 5.4%.

The strong Carson Bridgean economy, worth a remarkable 1,587 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,645 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the tenet of free speech is held dear, gambling is outlawed, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Carson Bridge's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Carson Bridge is ranked 76,451^st in the world and 4^th in Central African Republic for Most Primitive, scoring 32.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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