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The Holy Autocratic Empire of Calystrilya is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Catgirl Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 823 million Maids are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyan City. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Catgirl economy, worth 101 trillion Nyaaaa~s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,502 Nyaaaa~s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, gun ownership is compulsory, and comatose jurors are the defense's favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calystrilya's national animal is the Catgirl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calystrilya is ranked 246,689^th in the world and 634^th in Saint Osmund for Fattest Citizens, with 7.55 Obesity Rate.