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The Zombie Free Federal Republic of Brexas

“Stay away from my goat!”

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The Zombie Free Federal Republic of Brexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Ernest T Bass with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.955 billion Brexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathleen. The average income tax rate is 3.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brexasian economy, worth a remarkable 9,321 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 549,779 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, President Ernest T Bass's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Brexasian as 'your finger, you fool', and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelical Lutheran Church of America.

Brexas is ranked 10,207^th in the world and 4^th in The Remote Highlands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,072.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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