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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.565 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,548 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Superfoods are often seen as supervillains, most ambassadors from The Windmilluminati retire only a few years after being appointed, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,204^th in the world and 47^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 77.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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