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The Based Defender of Bootyswana

“I didn’t do it”

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The Based Defender of Bootyswana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Horizon with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.142 billion Bootyswanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaborone. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bootyswanan economy, worth 636 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,599 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, autocrats are persona non grata, there's a mortuary next to every Bootyswanan restaurant, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bootyswana's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bootyswana is ranked 22,383^rd in the world and 55^th in The League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,049.87 Standard Monetary Units.

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