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The Commonwealth of Boolaroo

“The tyranny of absolutes must go!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Hell

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Commonwealth of Boolaroo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Harry Potter with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 39.601 billion Boolarooans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogwarts. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boolarooan economy, worth a remarkable 3,225 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,456 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and people are always able to look each other in the eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boolaroo's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boolaroo is ranked 273,402nd in the world and 58th in Hell for Most Patriotic, with 0.24 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 347thMost Advanced Public Education: 715thLargest Populations: 749thBest Weather: 1,614thHealthiest Citizens: 2,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,205thMost Influential: 2,253rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,997thMost Efficient Economies: 5,011thHighest Economic Output: 5,133rdMost Developed: 5,161stMost Stationary: 5,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,339thMost Pacifist: 6,774thNudest: 7,696thLowest Crime Rates: 9,382ndMost Secular: 10,161stSmartest Citizens: 10,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,409thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,860thHighest Food Quality: 16,210thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,833rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,180thLargest Governments: 23,809th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » The Stalker and Kyraina.