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The Flowery Fiefdom of Bloomfeld |
“De na florís, refrescéir”
| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: Flowerland |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Flowery Fiefdom of Bloomfeld is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.278 billion Bloomfeldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.
The all-consuming Bloomfeldian economy, worth 226 trillion Rosebucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,376 Rosebucks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, glamping Bloomfeldians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloomfeld's national animal is the Flower Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bloomfeld is ranked 55,098th in the world and 4th in Flowerland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,818.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bloomfeld, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
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Bloomfeld, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in
Bloomfeld, glamping Bloomfeldians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in
Bloomfeld, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
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Bloomfeld, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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Bloomfeld, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
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Bloomfeld was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Bloomfeld, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels.
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Bloomfeld, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
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Bloomfeld, every week is blindness awareness week.
















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