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The Your mother is of Blitch is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.352 billion Blitchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moyaitown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The all-consuming Blitchian economy, worth 482 trillion Sheißes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 75,959 Sheißes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blitch's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Piggyism.

Blitch is ranked 92,652^nd in the world and 23^rd in The Alliance of Eros for Highest Average Incomes, with 75,959.71 Standard Monetary Units.