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The Copy and paste of Ausweichenzo 2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by TAXACUT with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.362 billion Ausweichenzians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudrica City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ausweichenzo 2ian economy, worth 94.6 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 69,455 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Ausweichenzo 2ian, behind every local dictator is an Ausweichenzo 2ian advisor whispering in their ear, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausweichenzo 2's national animal is the Koopa Troopa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is KUGELNIO.

Ausweichenzo 2 is ranked 287,992^nd in the world and 89^th in Timoria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.