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The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.664 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,078 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,717 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 13,578^th in the world and 379^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,313.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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