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The Holy St Jezebel Cloister of Armed Nuns

“Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione”

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The Holy St Jezebel Cloister of Armed Nuns is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.713 billion Armed Nuns are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The all-consuming a Armed Nun economy, worth a remarkable 4,293 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,212 Bullets, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 690,911 per year while the poor average 10,047, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, funding for education has been redirected into the military, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Armed Nuns with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Armed Nuns's national animal is the Gun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Armed Nuns is ranked 5,218^th in the world and 7^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 114,081.53 Standard Monetary Units.

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