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The Unified Socialist Republic of Anhtegna |
“March Foward, Workers!”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: DEPRESSED FARLANDS |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Unified Socialist Republic of Anhtegna is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hertinnosvik Drettahull with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.399 billion Anhtegnese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aellegdnat. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Anhtegnense economy, worth 795 trillion Kreizels Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,844 Kreizels Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, war is made in the name of love, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anhtegna's national animal is the Orkoneru, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drettahull.
Anhtegna is ranked 297,988th in the world and 2nd in DEPRESSED FARLANDS for Fattest Citizens, with 4.86 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Anhtegna, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
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Anhtegna, war is made in the name of love.
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Anhtegna, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
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Anhtegna voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The New Meritocracy".
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Anhtegna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.
- : Following new legislation in
Anhtegna, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
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Anhtegna, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
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Anhtegna, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
- : Following new legislation in
Anhtegna, diplomats miss flights while wandering Aellegdnat Airport's endless art maze.
- : Following new legislation in
Anhtegna, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.











































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