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The Eternal Empire of Alexander the Magnus

“The Eternal Empire will reign supreme.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Eternal Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Valkorion with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.645 billion Alexandrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria Capitis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,039 trillion Alexandrian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 528,328 Alexandrian Sovereigns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,015,798 per year while the poor average 44,859, a ratio of 67.2 to 1.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Alexandrian Sovereigns charge on their phone bill, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Emperor Valkorion's office, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Alexandrian King Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 591st in the world and 6th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 105.69 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Retail Industry: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217thLargest Insurance Industry: 275thHighest Average Incomes: 290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 310thMost Corrupt Governments: 391stMost Efficient Economies: 395thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 424thMost Subsidized Industry: 457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 571stMost Patriotic: 591stMost Devout: 655thLargest Black Market: 743rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 769thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 791stMost Armed: 805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,031stLargest Mining Sector: 1,062ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,131stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,182ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,277thMost Avoided: 1,553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,055thFattest Citizens: 2,214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,276thLargest Governments: 2,311thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,252ndRudest Citizens: 3,554thHighest Economic Output: 3,628thLowest Crime Rates: 3,846thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,730thMost Influential: 5,830thMost Developed: 6,724thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,985thMost Cultured: 7,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,718thMost Conservative: 13,060thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,393rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,741stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,566th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Kingdom of Englands, Allexandretta, MLGDogeland, Xobria, The Souless Damned, Untecna, New Ryansville, The Hellcatian Empire, Ingiloys, Cerata, and Chow Phlal.