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The Eternal Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Von Hresvelg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.649 billion Alexandrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 384,872 Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,659,915 per year while the poor average 19,658, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, and much of Alexander the Magnus's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 338,937^th in the world and 234^th in Christians for Most Pacifist, with 1.67 cheeks turned per day.