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The Compleated Phyrexian Empire of Alexander the Magnus

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The Compleated Phyrexian Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Mother of Machines with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.074 billion Phyrexians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Phyrexia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Phyrexian economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion Phyrexian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 380,648 Phyrexian Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,755,994 per year while the poor average 16,665, a ratio of 165 to 1.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders The Mother of Machines wears an armoured gauntlet, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, and Phyrexian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Compleated Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compleationism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 292,424^th in the world and 141^st in Institute of Cellulose for Most Primitive, scoring -1134.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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