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The Eternal Empire of Alexander the Magnus

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The Eternal Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Valkorion with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.645 billion Alexandrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria Capitis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,039 trillion Alexandrian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 528,328 Alexandrian Sovereigns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,015,798 per year while the poor average 44,859, a ratio of 67.2 to 1.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Alexandrian Sovereigns charge on their phone bill, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Emperor Valkorion's office, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Alexandrian King Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 591^st in the world and 6^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 105.69 flags saluted per person per day.

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