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The Intergalatic Imperial Empire of Alexander the Magnus

“Join Me in Glory, or Stand Against Me and Burn”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Intergalatic Imperial Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Von Hresvelg with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.219 billion Alexanderians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexanderia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Alexandrian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 439,383 Alexandrian Sovereigns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,334,102 per year while the poor average 112,456, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the state subsidizes liposuction, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Alexandrian King Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 245,038th in the world and 151st in Institute of Cellulose for Most Primitive, scoring -931.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 230thLargest Insurance Industry: 433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 436thMost Valuable International Artwork: 465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 532ndHighest Average Incomes: 540thMost Subsidized Industry: 603rdMost Efficient Economies: 609thMost Corrupt Governments: 648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 795thMost Armed: 993rdMost Avoided: 999thMost Devout: 1,021stLargest Black Market: 1,134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,312thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,319thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,360thLargest Mining Sector: 1,553rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,623rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,795thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,437thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,654thMost Influential: 2,989thFattest Citizens: 3,378thLargest Governments: 3,501stRudest Citizens: 4,131stSmartest Citizens: 4,434thLowest Crime Rates: 4,959thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,603rdMost Developed: 6,756thHighest Economic Output: 7,024thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,909thMost Cultured: 9,983rdMost Conservative: 10,286thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,947thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,285thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,779thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,781st
Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the region

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