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The Intergalatic Imperial Empire of Alexander the Magnus

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The Intergalatic Imperial Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Von Hresvelg with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.219 billion Alexanderians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexanderia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Alexandrian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 439,383 Alexandrian Sovereigns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,334,102 per year while the poor average 112,456, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the state subsidizes liposuction, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Alexandrian King Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 245,038^th in the world and 151^st in Institute of Cellulose for Most Primitive, scoring -931.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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