Spotlight on:
The Doot of MLGDogeland |
“*gonk*”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Institute of Cellulose |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Doot of MLGDogeland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.129 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 5,083 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 387,189 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, Gonk Droid's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.
MLGDogeland is ranked 5,862nd in the world and 8th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Cultured, scoring 154 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, Gonk Droid's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Cormoe, The Hellcatian Empire, New Ryansville, Kingdom Of Englands, The Joeanian Republic, Republic of Callaxium, and North American Imperial State.