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The Demented Wasteland of Adorable Bunnies

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The Demented Wasteland of Adorable Bunnies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Professor Hopscotch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.079 billion Adorable Bunnies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treasure Cove. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient an Adorable Bunny economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Bloody Flesh Carrots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 156,197 Bloody Flesh Carrots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,296,480 per year while the poor average 3,781, a ratio of 342 to 1.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Adorable Bunnies's national animal is the Adorable Bunny that's totally not evil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deathbrood of Fluffykins.

Adorable Bunnies is ranked 259,614^th in the world and 118^th in Anteria for Most Primitive, scoring -185.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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