Spotlight on:
The Ivory Tower of Adantine |
“We're literally better than you.”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Ivory Tower of Adantine is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Erenel Elkentar with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.406 billion Adanti are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamant. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Adantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Hand-made Baskets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,546 Hand-made Baskets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adantine's national animal is the друг, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elkentarim.
Adantine is ranked 286,564th in the world and 10,827th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- :
Adantine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, censors protect the public from lewd images of Bigtopians in duffel coats.
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
- : Following new legislation in
Adantine, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
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Adantine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
Wang Yao,
Treadwellia,
New Rogernomics, and
Feux.













































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