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The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus

“Where there lives a worker there lives a nation”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Oddearth

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presiding Speaker Santiago Silva with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 20.191 billion Absolutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antro. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolutian economy, worth a remarkable 9,166 trillion Absolutian Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 453,977 Absolutian Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Absolutians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolutus's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolutus is ranked 342,370th in the world and 1st in Oddearth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Safest: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 72ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81stMost Developed: 95thHighest Average Tax Rates: 97thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 98thLongest Average Lifespans: 103rdLargest Governments: 111thMost Patriotic: 123rdMost Secular: 130thSmartest Citizens: 138thHealthiest Citizens: 139thMost Beautiful Environments: 162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 173rdBest Weather: 198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 270thMost Advanced Public Education: 277thLeast Corrupt Governments: 331stHighest Food Quality: 342ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 394thMost Cultured: 476thMost Efficient Economies: 483rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 648thLargest Publishing Industry: 649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 679thMost Inclusive: 784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 802ndHighest Average Incomes: 819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 980thHighest Economic Output: 1,137thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,756thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,993rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,415thRudest Citizens: 3,368thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,171stMost Income Equality: 8,430thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,490thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,249th

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