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The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus |
“Where there lives a worker there lives a nation”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Oddearth |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presiding Speaker Santiago Silva with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 20.191 billion Absolutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antro. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolutian economy, worth a remarkable 9,166 trillion Absolutian Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 453,977 Absolutian Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Absolutians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolutus's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolutus is ranked 342,370th in the world and 1st in Oddearth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, Absolutians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolutus, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.