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The Empire of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU

“Dont't whack the driver”

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The Empire of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Magnificent Eternal Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 790 million AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUian economy, worth 120 trillion Dallors a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,319 Dallors, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 886,104 per year while the poor average 12,377, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, if a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and families try to persuade doctors that 'penis absentis' is a life-limiting medical condition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU's national animal is the Baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU is ranked 6,961^st in the world and 6^th in Kelios for Fattest Citizens, with 21.39 Obesity Rate.

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