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The Join Lily of 188th Catgirl Division is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 15.495 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 465 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,040 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 188th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

188th Catgirl Division is ranked 171,572^nd in the world and 843^rd in Lily for Fattest Citizens, with 9.73 Obesity Rate.