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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys

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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.964 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauðárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,975 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, baiting is a national sport, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 278,723^rd in the world and 5,055^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.56 flags saluted per person per day.

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