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*leaves chocolate mints at the altar of Darkesia*

*coffee*

*also leaves chocolate mints at the altar of Darkesia*

*throws chocolate candy everywhere*

This is the best day ever! *steadies herself*

per one of the candidates platforms, i am required to steal the chocolate mints from Darkesia.

this brings me no joy, for I know that I invite my inevitable death, but I will be fattened like a pig brought to slaughter.

tl;dr: gimme dem mints Dark

>.>

How dare you! *gasps*
And done without proper capitalization. The gall!

I'll have your favorite teddy's head on a pole for this, you cad.

*brings over many assorted chocolates for Darkesia*.

*sets out mint chocolate fudge*

As an apology for my actions, I would like to give Darkesia this piece of chocolate that has been wrapped in a mint leaf, and a mint leaf that has been doused in chocolate.

Here Dark, have a BBD special chocolate mint; just the merest hint of eucalyptus oil and roo fur all wrapped up in a koala shape.

Dilber wrote:

As an apology for my actions, I would like to give Darkesia this piece of chocolate that has been wrapped in a mint leaf, and a mint leaf that has been doused in chocolate.

I accept your apology and release your favorite teddy as a show of cessation of hostilities.

Darkesia wrote:

... Chocolate mints?!!!

*faints from excessive joy*

I'm very sorry but I don't like chocolate mints, Darkesia can have mine
however I am very good at the after 8 challenge, even when quite drunk at xmas I am still the best in the family

*googles After 8 Challenge*

Hahahaha! DarkFamily plays that game at holiday parties but with Famous Amos Cookies.

What’s da wordddd

The word is English. Let's try using it in a sentence.

U wot? Dem bloody English? In a sentence!?!

Can we douse Dilber in chocolate and give him as a sacrifice to Darkesia? This seems more appropriate in my opinion.

Mystic skies wrote:

Can we douse Dilber in chocolate and give him as a sacrifice to Darkesia? This seems more appropriate in my opinion.

I know she likes chocolate, but I'm not quite convinced she'll eat anything that's covered in it.

Mystic skies wrote:

Can we douse Dilber in chocolate and give him as a sacrifice to Darkesia? This seems more appropriate in my opinion.

Actually, that is something Glenda Slagg Reborn would want to have.

So guys I was wondering... how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 🤨

The great imperial roman empire wrote:

So guys I was wondering... how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 🤨

From Google:
26,000 chickens. One chicken gives off about 8 BTUs per pound per hour1 A BTU (British Thermal Unit) describes the amount of energy to raise 1 lb of water 1 degree Fahrenheit in one hour. An African bush elephant weighs about 13,000 lbs.

Tao the watcher wrote:

Actually, that is something Glenda Slagg Reborn would want to have.

And you know how? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

The great imperial roman empire wrote:

So guys I was wondering... how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 🤨

One, at sufficient velocity.