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The Ocelot Senator Emeritus of Xoriet

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The Ocelot Senator Emeritus of Xoriet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.392 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 8,843 trillion Saruns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 348,273 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 898^th in the world and 20^th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 19,225.03 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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