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The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet

“Justice Upon All.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266

The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.363 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,412 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,596 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 4,567th in the world and 106th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,700.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 836thMost Pacifist: 885thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 981stMost Cultured: 1,116thMost Developed: 1,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,658thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,784thHealthiest Citizens: 1,837thNicest Citizens: 1,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,425thHighest Economic Output: 2,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,786thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,829thSmartest Citizens: 2,982ndLargest Governments: 3,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,275thHighest Average Incomes: 3,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,344thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,144thMost Inclusive: 4,327thMost Influential: 4,498thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,567thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,612thMost Devout: 5,238thLargest Retail Industry: 5,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,843rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,380thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,957thLargest Populations: 10,151stBest Weather: 10,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,734th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 217th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 288th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 631st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 695th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Jar Wattinree, Victtoria, Bavadaveran, The Eng Eviders, East Durthang, VietAnhland, Angel-Corp, Dies Island, Hilladerzon, Santinka, and Korhal I.