Spotlight on:
The Federation of No moking |
“Don't Hate, Obliterate”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.628 billion No mokingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,260 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,879 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, and most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.
No moking is ranked 293,441st in the world and 5,675th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 30.69 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in No moking, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 167 » Drystar, Tsunamy, Amerion, Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Great Lothian, Chernaya Zvezda, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Aurcania, Ostavaria, ARIAPOLIS01, Kiasu-ism, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, The Haughtherlands, Tur Monkadzii, Zaelith, Soem, Oreo States, Abarri, Unielvan Millorvium, Altnavia, Myness, Saciu, Privatore, Atomic Garden, Ugranda, New Bulacan, Land of Mari, Dereistic, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Linden Oak, The Worst army of, Noire Denholm, and 117 others.Estival, Goldnation, The Ginger Lands, Dun Frest, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Venezia Pacifica, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Sordandia, Bonobiana, North Pernambuco, Skaladoria, America Gone Wrong, Farelonia, Arlandias, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, USNE2018, Alvira, Gonthavnor, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Balisca, Nova Rhodia, Dakalian, Doundaly, Cerespasia, Dimplingpie, Greater Lamero, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Maeiland, Purisect, Sumina, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, New Maxta, Sea shep, Amerinsca, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Deerp, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Los Lonley Boys, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Mercian Legions, The Filippinas, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Bogani, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Satilynia, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Albend, 7 Trees, North Harave, Haya-Nagatoro, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, and New Amerikan Republic.