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Karktopials reborn

The fruit found in south flute-saxzoy
is called
n e v e r g o n n a g i v e y o u u p
and for them,the sun is a deadly lazerr

Tank fish

via The Pacific

Imperial pravus

Jar Wattinree wrote:That was (a) an extinction level event, not literally blowing up the planet and (b) any such planet destroyed was moon massed, and it needed renovations anyway.

YOU CAUSED THE MASS EXTINCTION OF EVER ANIMAL AND PERSON ON EARTH JAR!!!! Im quite certain that counts as destroying a planet

Jar Wattinree, Hoffania, Luxize, and Tank fish

via The Pacific

The Socialist state of Union of larchian socialist republics

Hello rejects. Greeting from the glorious pacific.
Hail the NPO!

Tank fish



The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Odawa wrote:Don’t you mean machine buns?

Machine buns shooting machine guns shooting baguettes!

Jar Wattinree wrote:Looks like a classic case of not-being-annexed, but never fear, the doctor is here!

I beat you with rock!

The weapons are rods of tungsten, ranging in size from that of a crowbar to that of a telephone pole (about 12 meters for all you young whipper snappers who have never seen a land-line phone). Each one has a small computer in the rear and control fins on the nose, i.e., they are dirt cheap and can be mass produced. Boost them into orbit, and each one can be deorbited to strike a specific target anywhere on Earth in a few minutes, striking it at about 3 to 9 kilometers per second. This is equal to Link1 to 3 Ricks worth of damage, which means the unfortunate target will be on the receiving end of the equivalent of 3 kilograms of TNT for each kilogram of tungsten rod from god. Not bad for a crowbar. Especially since they are not covered under the SALT II treaty.

A 2003 USAF report describes rods that are 6.1 m × 0.3 m tungsten cylinder The report says that while orbital velocity is 9 kilometers pre second, the design under consideration would have slowed down to about 3 kilometers per second by the time it hit the target. The report estimates that the rod will impact with a force of 11.5 tons of TNT. The back of my envelope says that a cylinder that size composed of pure tungsten will have a mass of 8.3 metric tons, but the figures in the USAF report imply that the rod has a mass of 8.9 metric tons. Which is close enough for government work.

11.5 tons of TNT per rod is pretty pathetic, you might as well use a conventional bomb. This is because 3 kilometers per second is 1 Rick, which means each kilogram of rod is equal to one kilogram of TNT, so why not just drop TNT from a conventional bomber?

An Linkarticle in Popular Science breathlessly suggests that the rods will strike the target at 11 kilometers per second. This is 13.4 Ricks, which will give the rod an impact of 120 metric tons of TNT. That's more like it, now we are getting into tactical nuclear weapons levels of damage. But the article does not explain how the rod is suppose to start at 9 km/s and strike at 11 km/s after being slowed by atmospheric friction. Popular Science left that as an exercise for the reader. Or as proof of questionable research.

The rod is admittedly quite difficult for the enemy to defend against. It is moving like a bat out of hell, er, ah, has a very high closing velocity, and it has a tiny radar cross section.

The trouble is, the "plasma sheath" created by atmospheric re-entry prevents remote control of the rod. Radio cannot pass through the plasma, so the bar has to be inertially guided. Or not. A Russian scientist Linkthinks they have found the key to allowing radio signals to pass through the plasma sheath. A related problem is that anything on the rod that is not made of tungsten is going to want to burn up in re-entry. Things like the guidance computer, sensors, and hypothetical remote control radio.

The main drawback to Project Thor is the prohibitive cost of boosting the rods into their patrol orbits. Of course if you have a space-faring civilization, the rods can be manufactured already in orbit, thus eliminating the boost cost. Which means any planetary nation without a presence in space is going to be at a severe disadvantage, but that is always true.

Another problem is maintaining the rods in orbit. Things are going to break down, so you either have to have a budget to boost replacements or have assets in orbit that can do maintenance.

Finally, no, this is not the same as the Magnetic Accelerator Cannon from the Halo games. That is a Linkcoil gun, Project Thor is more like a weaponized version of dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State building.

Read factbook

Are you ready to get nuclear-baguetted?
Besides, water is an excellent solution to Project Thor. Luckily for us, it's shopping season; and that means rain and purple clouds season!

Tank fish

via The Pacific

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree

Imperial pravus wrote:YOU CAUSED THE MASS EXTINCTION OF EVER ANIMAL AND PERSON ON EARTH JAR!!!! Im quite certain that counts as destroying a planet

Technicalities. Now hush.

Luxize wrote:Are you ready to get nuclear-baguetted?

I eat nucleonics for breakfast.

Hoffania and Tank fish

via The Pacific

Imperial pravus

Jar Wattinree wrote:Technicalities. Now hush.

-snip-

>:( make me hush you pelt!

Hoffania and Tank fish

via The Pacific

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree

Imperial pravus wrote:>:( make me hush you pelt!

*summons Airengard*

Hoffania and Tank fish

The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Jar Wattinree wrote:Technicalities. Now hush.

I eat nucleonics for breakfast.

Toxic rain, perhaps?

Tank fish

via The Pacific

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree

Luxize wrote:Toxic rain, perhaps?

I don’t quite get your meaning. :p

Hoffania and Tank fish

The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Jar Wattinree wrote:I don’t quite get your meaning. :p

Well because of me 'lightly' polluting the environment, there is often toxic rain everywhere, and how are you going to know where to fire if you can't see through the purple smog?

Hoffania, Thepeopl, and Tank fish

via The Pacific

Imperial pravus

Luxize wrote:Well because of me 'lightly' polluting the environment, there is often toxic rain everywhere, and how are you going to know where to fire if you can't see through the purple smog?

Well its simple. I just wait and eventually you'll kill yourselves in the smog. Or I can always drop Angel's Fire from the sky that works too

Tank fish

The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania

Jar Wattinree wrote:I don’t quite get your meaning. :p

I’m already seeing your culture leak onto our RMB

Thepeopl and Tank fish



The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Imperial pravus wrote:Well its simple. I just wait and eventually you'll kill yourselves in the smog. Or I can always drop Angel's Fire from the sky that works too

No-one ever goes outside. Everyone lives where they work. And what exactly does Angel's Fire mean?

Hoffania wrote:I’m already seeing your culture leak onto our RMB

Quite. I thought I accidentally relocated to the Pacific and tried to join the TRR but couldn't (because I was already in it) But the rise in activity is nice though.

Hoffania and Tank fish

via The Pacific

Imperial pravus

Luxize wrote:No-one ever goes outside. Everyone lives where they work. And what exactly does Angel's Fire mean?
Quite. I thought I accidentally relocated to the Pacific and tried to join the TRR but couldn't (because I was already in it) But the rise in activity is nice though.

Angels Fire is Imperial Pravusian Napalm.

Tank fish



The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Imperial pravus wrote:Angel's Fire is Imperial Pravusian Napalm.

We have WMDs too.
And it's not like we don't have a defense system after the nuclear war with Brasilistan.

Tank fish

via The Pacific

Imperial pravus

Luxize wrote:We have WMDs too.
And it's not like we don't have a defense system after the nuclear war with Brasilistan.

Very Interesting however if you're citizens are not accustomed to the toxic environment you live in then it should be as simple as walking to the border since gas masks do exist

Tank fish

via The Pacific

The Progress-driven Collective of Airengard

Imperial pravus wrote:>:( make me hush you pelt!

Hush.

Hoffania and Tank fish



The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Imperial pravus wrote:Very Interesting however if you're citizens are not accustomed to the toxic environment you live in then it should be as simple as walking to the border since gas masks do exist

They have to be accustomed to the toxic environment, or they would not live long. Survival of the fittest. And no, you can't set the sky on fire; there is too much water in the sky for that.

Hoffania and Tank fish

via The Pacific

Imperial pravus

Airengard wrote:Hush.

Make me >:(

Luxize wrote:They have to be accustomed to the toxic environment, or they would not live long. Survival of the fittest. And no, you can't set the sky on fire; there is too much water in the sky for that.

*ahem* "I set fire to the rain and watched it burn"!

Hoffania, Aandruzognivia, Thepeopl, and Tank fish



The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Imperial pravus wrote:Make me >:(
*ahem* "I set fire to the rain and watched it burn"!

As far as I know you can't set rain on fire unless there is oil or other burnable substances in it, and (sadly) there is no oil in our rain. And it's not even rain; it's moisture. And by the way, by purple smog I mean something like this:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R3624e605b77053b8dff797059e28459f?rik=cBj%2bLYpI0EqeJg&pid=ImgRaw
I know this is from SimCity 2013, but it was the best image I could find.

Hoffania and Tank fish

Yuku

Hello there

Thepeopl and Tank fish

via The Pacific

The Progress-driven Collective of Airengard

Imperial pravus wrote:Make me >:(

You wish.

Tank fish

Karktopials reborn

Yuku wrote:Hello there

*tongue smack*
Noice.

Thepeopl, Yuku, and Tank fish

The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania

Yuku wrote:Hello there

General Kenobi

Thepeopl, Yuku, and Tank fish

The Gay' Imperium of the Cosmos of Luxize

Yuku wrote:Hello there

Hello! Please save us from the Pacific stealing all of Sarah's holy bread!

Hoffania, Thepeopl, Yuku, and Tank fish

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