Spotlight on:
The Empire of Mystery7 |
“We Are Here!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.543 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 15,289 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 442,613 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysterianism.
Mystery7 is ranked 74th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 296.38 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, nobody expected the fruit inquisition.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Mystery7 Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Mystery7, snitches get riches.