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The Empire of Mystery7

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.139 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 12,777 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 454,079 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 239,174th in the world and 6,039th in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 7.05 Insults Per Minute.

Lowest Crime Rates: 73rdLargest Governments: 148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 211thSmartest Citizens: 240thHighest Economic Output: 267thMost Cultured: 315thMost Developed: 374thMost Stationary: 381stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 389thSafest: 420thLongest Average Lifespans: 425thHighest Average Incomes: 473rdMost Beautiful Environments: 477thMost Efficient Economies: 557thLargest Publishing Industry: 608thHighest Poor Incomes: 645thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 658thMost Inclusive: 721stMost Advanced Public Transport: 870thHealthiest Citizens: 903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,352ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,807thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,116thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,391stTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,602ndLargest Populations: 3,060thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,625thBest Weather: 7,959thMost Influential: 11,993rdTop
Most Secular: 12,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,582ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,854th
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 338th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 473rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 587th in the region

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