Lodged From Messages 4 years 138 days ago The Hegendstaat of Eraver 4 years 138 days ago The Republic of Townsvalley
Eraver wrote: Eraver should be sober.Yeah, demi said that too..
4 years 138 days ago The Imperial Federation of The Austro Germanic Union The Imperial Federation is retiring all the unmodified Kampfpanzer 65s and 55s. The Kampfpanzer 103 has seen to it that they are being replaced for most front line roles by the 103. The new Kpz. 65 Ausf. C and Kpz. 55 Ausf. H models are supposed to extend their life span for atleast another decade, but it’s very likely that they will probably just remain as auxiliary vehicles
4 years 138 days ago Heloonia 4 years 138 days ago Alunya 99.77%, Valentine Z — not bad!!
*sits daintily just out of arm’s reach*
>^,,^<Alunya
4 years 138 days ago Makersaulache
Alunya wrote: 99.77%, Valentine Z — not bad!!*sits daintily just out of arm’s reach*
>^,,^<Alunya
Arms extend
4 years 138 days ago Alunya
Makersaulache wrote:Arms extend *scoots away*
>^,,^<Alunya
4 years 138 days ago Makersaulache
Alunya wrote: *scoots away*>^,,^<Alunya
Arms extend to frightening length
4 years 138 days ago Loli county
Makersaulache wrote:Arms extend you are not welcome here
4 years 138 days ago The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo
Aerilia wrote: Oh no this is Zazumo street North, I need Zazumo street southTNP is so confusing...
Oh and to make matters worse I have to cross the intersection at Xagill highway that intersection is the worst :(
Why are streets in the slums named after me? -_-
4 years 138 days ago The Sun-Scorched Saxon Kingdom of Esplandia
Zazumo wrote: Why are streets in the slums named after me? -_-Because you’re a bum
4 years 138 days ago The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno 4 years 138 days ago Edited Heloonia
Heloonia wrote:detective comes in Officer kolmes ! Officer kolmes shouted Dr.jetson , look here she is behind the crates . Ahh , what do you think inspector ? Said kolmes It's a robbery and murder but we are still investigating , so will you mind staying out of the police line please sir , said inspector Sure , you think it's a robbery and murder - smiled kolmes. Here, talk to your head of police department I have special permission from him and I have been appointed as the chief investigation officer in this case - handing over the phone to the inspector. After the conversation with his boss - okay sir you may carry on your work , if you like assistance I will be with my team. Dr Jetson - so you don't think it's a simple open and shut case of robbery and murder ? Do you ? Kolmes - oh yes I do think it's an open and shut case Dr. Why won't it be ? Dr Jetson - then why remove the inspector from the case ? Kolmes - well his clock was stuck at robbery o'clock. I can clearly see she was dragged and made to sit in this position by someone , why would a robber do that Jetson ? Jetson : because he didn't want us to know ! Duh. Kolmes : she ain't no Mr and Mrs Wayne's she's just a waitress , would she have a gold watch ? No , money ? A little I guess , worth taking her life for the money ? Hell no. Let's go talk to the diner. Interogatting her fellow co worker - "keep calm and tell me what happened yesterday" other Waitress - *crying* it was like any other day , well not like any other day a VIP came to our diner yesterday it was our president dog barker and he was alloted the best waitress by us and she was doing her job perfectly , she went on a break and never came back , came to know today that she was robbed and murdered *continues crying*. Kolmes : so she was serving our president. Please recall did he talk with her or say something , give something ? Do you remember ? Other Waitress : no they didn't exchange anything , a talk a small talk thats it. Kolmes : what ? Waitress : I don't know , I could not hear them , she was serving him coffee and some of it fell in his shirt and she was given jacket and thats it. Kolmes : hmmm. Then ? Mr.owner : then nothing ? Who are you and what are you doing at my diner scaring my waitress. Kolmes : I am ...well .. who are you ? Owner : I own this place . Kolmes : broke out in laughter , well do you ? It's a different thing but tell me after barker came to the counter what were his reactions? Owner : What do you mean what were his reaction ? There are thousands of customers I see here , I don't "remember" everyone's reactions. Kolmes : not thousands of presidente ! Now answer me or ... Owner : he was searching something in his jacket his wallet or money. Kolmes : then ? Owner : what then ? Do you think I will charge the prez for a coffee ? I let him go .. he went to the waiteress then and they were talking. Kolmes : you didn't tell me this miss . whatever ? Waitress : I was afraid and nervous and I was gonna tell you.. After the prez fell embarrassed he came to me and asked for the waiteress that served him and I said she's on break and went at the back of the restaurant.thats it then he went running back and I went to serve another customer. Kolmes: Dr.jetson do you see where it's going ? Jetson : no kolmes , why would a president kill a waitress. Kolmes : smoking his pipe , stay in touch you two.
Kolmes and Jetson went to 24B shakers street.
*Kolmes thinking in his mind it could be Mr.president.*
while the detectives were thinking the ceiling fell on them , and the whole building collapsed , Sources say they died due to suppressions from external forces ~the end
4 years 138 days ago Roius
Heloonia wrote:COLLAPSE while the detectives were thinking the ceiling fell on them , and the whole building collapsed , Sources say they died due to suppressions from external forces ~the end
Isn't that a kick in the head, right?
4 years 138 days ago Heloonia
Roius wrote: Isn't that a kick in the head, right?demoralised.
4 years 138 days ago The Mummy knows best of McMasterdonia
Esplandia wrote: Because you’re a bumOh look! It's Esplandia coming out of nowhere with a steel chair
4 years 138 days ago The Mittelanean Diktoriat of Minuda
Roius wrote: Isn't that a kick in the head, right?Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
4 years 138 days ago Parford
Minuda wrote: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Is that a MFing Fallout New Vegas reference?
4 years 138 days ago Edited The Mittelanean Diktoriat of Minuda
Parford wrote: Is that a MFing Fallout New Vegas reference?Maybe.
Click to show... Ave! True to Ceaser!
4 years 138 days ago Heloonia
Minuda wrote: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. Nope.
4 years 138 days ago The ceo of racism Hello, would anybody like to trade some slaves?
4 years 138 days ago Central osean republic "Hello? Can anyone hear? We are trying to set this thing up..."
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4 years 138 days ago Whole india 4 years 138 days ago Kuraaz Guys. I have 1% in Authoritarianism for the World as well as this Region!