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The Back To Relative Happiness of Socialist Lop

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The Back To Relative Happiness of Socialist Lop is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku 😍😘💕👑 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.16 billion buns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypton Future Media. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient bunny economy, worth 333 trillion Brokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,654 Brokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 390,513 per year while the poor average 20,149, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, and citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Fischl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vocaloidism.

Socialist Lop is ranked 83,161^st in the world and 2,196^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,520.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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