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The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain

“no why did all my banners get removed”

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The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.685 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,759 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Online tourism reviews of Nicholas and Great Britain are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 279,137^th in the world and 5,204^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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