Spotlight on:
The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain |
“Long Live the Empire”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.559 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,919 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
It is said that a Nicholas and Great British woman's work is never done, Nicholas and Great Britain's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,719th in the world and 154th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nicholas and Great Britain's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Nicholas and Great Britain removed the most supported regional map from the world factbook.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain added the most supported regional map to the world factbook.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain updated the World Factbook entry in United Britain and Nicholas Empire.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain updated the World Factbook entry in United Britain and Nicholas Empire.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain appointed The Loving Couple of Tr1bute-Art as Single-handedly stopped this region from dying with authority over Polls in United Britain and Nicholas Empire.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain granted Successor authority to The Not So Useless Alt of Nicholas and Great Britain Useless Alt and renamed the office from "Regional Officer" to "Warden" in United Britain and Nicholas Empire.