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The People's Republic of Habanan

“Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some		 Economy:
Frightening		 Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The People's Republic of Habanan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.454 billion Habananians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,770 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and people are often woken up by rubbish music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 28,701st in the world and 1,155th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 73.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 887thMost Influential: 2,340thLowest Crime Rates: 2,671stTop
5%Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,509thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,938thLargest Governments: 5,018thMost Armed: 5,848thMost Developed: 5,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,840thSmartest Citizens: 8,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,140thHighest Economic Output: 9,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,039thBest Weather: 13,090thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,172ndTop
10%Most Patriotic: 15,806thHighest Average Incomes: 16,132ndMost Cultured: 16,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,814thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,436thLargest Populations: 28,418thHighest Food Quality: 28,701stTop
5%Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionMost Armed: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 247th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 295th in the regionMost Developed: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 313th in the regionTop
10%Largest Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 369th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 423rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 437th in the regionMost Patriotic: 439th in the regionLargest Populations: 462nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 470th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 481st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 491st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 520th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 553rd in the regionMost Influential: 568th in the regionBest Weather: 620th in the region

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