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The Theocracy of Termagants

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The Theocracy of Termagants is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Shrewish Harridan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.339 billion Termagantsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The powerhouse Termagantsian economy, worth 285 trillion Obeisances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 65,819 Obeisances, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, nations that kill a Termagantsian can expect a strongly worded letter, economists claim no news is good news, and umbrellas are back in fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Termagants's national animal is the Viper, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Deranged Feminism.

Termagants is ranked 190,263^rd in the world and 13^th in Coven of Witches for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 140.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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