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Bharatewa

WHat's physical schooL?

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Kampf Empire wrote:I wish you luck in physical school. I suggest taking a sharpened spork to keep people 6 feet away at all times.

They literally gave us all chromebooks in case they have to go back to virtual school.

Not only am I expecting no one to follow that rule, the school isn't either.

Azachland wrote:*You see a clock with a radio hap-hazardly taped to it labeled “Anti-time travel gizmo”*

The f*ck do you think that is going to do?

Azachland

Azachland

Peatiktist wrote:They literally gave us all chromebooks in case they have to go back to virtual school.

Not only am I expecting no one to follow that rule, the school isn't either.
The f*ck do you think that is going to do?

It’s going to stop you.

*I reach for a button taped onto the do-hickey*

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Azachland wrote:It’s going to stop you.

*I reach for a button taped onto the do-hickey*

You're literally just loony. Did you have too much wine or something?

Azachland

Azachland

Peatiktist wrote:You're literally just loony. Did you have too much wine or something?

Last chance to surrender!

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Azachland wrote:Last chance to surrender!

Why would I?

Azachland



The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Peatiktist wrote:They literally gave us all chromebooks in case they have to go back to virtual school.

Not only am I expecting no one to follow that rule, the school isn't either.

These f*ck sticks really just spent more money on preparations for in person schooling to fail, than they have setting up online class? Wouldn't it just be cheaper to try and use Canvas and Zoom to teach? And safer?

And that's it for Your Daily Episode of "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FRESH HELL USA?"

Come back tomorrow to hear about how everyone from the Russians to the Canadians are apparently trying to rig our sh*t-tastic 2020 Presidential Election!

Gorbastan

I got a Big Mac for the first time.

Why does it look so sad?

Azachland

Peatiktist wrote:Why would I?

Eh, don’t say I didn’t give you a chance.

*I vanish in a puff of smoke as I whack you over the head with the device, knocking you unconscious*

Heh. It worked.

The Federation of Kurikia

Gorbastan wrote:I got a Big Mac for the first time.

Why does it look so sad?

Heard you have to have a micro scope to find the meat on a big mac

Gorbastan

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Kampf Empire wrote:These f*ck sticks really just spent more money on preparations for in person schooling to fail, than they have setting up online class? Wouldn't it just be cheaper to try and use Canvas and Zoom to teach? And safer?

And that's it for Your Daily Episode of "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FRESH HELL USA?"

Come back tomorrow to hear about how everyone from the Russians to the Candians are apparently trying to rig our sh*t-tastic 2020 Presidential Election!

Technically we got them with a state COVID grant.
But yeah.

It's stupid that we're not doing online school immediately.
But there are a lot of seniors that won't graduate unless they get certain credits that you have to be at school for.
And the 9th graders have to have a full year of PE classes to get those graduation credits.............

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Azachland wrote:Eh, don’t say I didn’t give you a chance.

*I vanish in a puff of smoke as I whack you over the head with the device, knocking you unconscious*

Heh. It worked.

Did you really think that I didn't know what you were doing?
You just whacked a decoy.

Azachland

Azachland

Peatiktist wrote:Did you really think that I didn't know what you were doing?
You just whacked a decoy.

I know. I just wanted you to think I fell for it.

*I press the button and the entire Universe folds in with you and I stuck in it*

Settlers league

Peatiktist wrote:Technically we got them with a state COVID grant.
But yeah.

It's stupid that we're not doing online school immediately.
But there are a lot of seniors that won't graduate unless they get certain credits that you have to be at school for.
And the 9th graders have to have a full year of PE classes to get those graduation credits.............

As if I needed any more reason to hate PE.

Gorbastan

Kampf Empire wrote:These f*ck sticks really just spent more money on preparations for in person schooling to fail, than they have setting up online class? Wouldn't it just be cheaper to try and use Canvas and Zoom to teach? And safer?

And that's it for Your Daily Episode of "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FRESH HELL USA?"

Come back tomorrow to hear about how everyone from the Russians to the Candians are apparently trying to rig our sh*t-tastic 2020 Presidential Election!

Damn Candians, at it again with their election meddling.

I suggest we declare war on them.

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Peatiktist wrote:Technically we got them with a state COVID grant.
But yeah.

It's stupid that we're not doing online school immediately.
But there are a lot of seniors that won't graduate unless they get certain credits that you have to be at school for.
And the 9th graders have to have a full year of PE classes to get those graduation credits.............

To a reasonable schoolboard, I think the concept of a "global pandemic that's killed 185K US citizens" would be a very good reason to try and change requirements for a while.

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Gorbastan wrote:Damn Candians, at it again with their election meddling.

I suggest we declare war on them.

Thank you for pointing out the typo.

But I'm watching you.

Gorbastan

Kampf Empire wrote:Thank you for pointing out the typo.

But I'm watching you.

*Hides Election-Haxor 3000*

Don't mind me! Just checking out the new uh...
Maple Syrup Delivery Device!

Kampf Empire, Shavara, and Levantin

Settlers league

Maple syrup!?

Send forth the glorious FORWARD GUARD to RECLAIM THESE VALUABLES at once!

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Azachland wrote:I know. I just wanted you to think I fell for it.

*I press the button and the entire Universe folds in with you and I stuck in it*

Besides the fact that you just collapsed one of the thousands of timelines I can access at any given moment..........

You just caused a singularity that I now need to clean up.

Kampf Empire wrote:To a reasonable schoolboard, I think the concept of a "global pandemic that's killed 185K US citizens" would be a very good reason to try and change requirements for a while.

We're going on the state minimum to get a High School diploma.
The school board can't really change that.

Euricanis and Azachland

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Peatiktist wrote:Besides the fact that you just collapsed one of the thousands of timelines I can access at any given moment..........

You just caused a singularity that I now need to clean up.

oh good, i didn’t even have to do it

Shavara

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Bad Day

The KA Fighter Jets Returned to base safely with Heavy Casualties, while their Biggest weapon against the San Sierrans were the Flanguns, and they needed to Protect it the most, 9 more Die due to the Fighting, but they didnt care about Casualties, and like on the Air, kept on Fighting to finish their Objective, they now Tried to cause Massive Casualties by throwing Grenades, they also sent soldiers to garrison the Flanguns and autocannons, they were the Main Targets so they would be Protected, at High Command, the situation was being explained to General Paullus in his New office, Nei sen was far from the Battlefield, and was Deep in the Military Junta, also meaning General Paullus made Nei sen for an Last stand, and an Counter attack, his Delusions were his Weakness, like the situation on the Parstrooper problem, rather than send in more Soldiers and strategically Attack, he Focused on crushing the Revolutionaries, he believed that there was nothing to Wprry about and the San sierrans were just a small ant blocking his path to leading his country to "Greatness", but that ant stings.

Flanguns still Open fire on the Transports, Firing Salvo after Salvo, while the Autocannons fend off the Fighter jets that try to get Near, and as the Fighting gets more and more Intense, the KA soldiers dont try and even to Rest for a bit, they were being forced to Kill themselves for the Nation, many Officers also Noticed this, and started thinking about General Paullus and how if they would just remove the Problem they could try to Fight the Military Junta, and fight the Revolutionaries, they didnt believe Defecting to the Revolutionaries was a Good idea since they Grew up to Believe that they were Evil, no, they would make their own Country, not with a Dictator, or a bunch of Rebels, their Own.

If you didnt Notice this Civil war is about to be a 3 way civil war.

Mission: Waslen.
Phase 1 is delayed.

*clonk*

Inside a small building, where two heavily equipped men were firing their assault rifles, something was thrown in there. It felt like a bouncy rock, or... something, it wasn't a rock nor a toy made of aluminum... it was a grenade, and it has it's pin pulled out, small smoke coming out. One of the men looked down, and quickly put up a panicking face. - "Sh¡t, Grenade!" - He yelled out, pushing his comrade out of the building forcibly. Bam. The building blew up, the other who was firing looked at the now destroyed small place, the one who yelled out the warning has died from the explosion, but before he could mourn, he stood up to continue fighting. Five other explosions were heard, the enemy is throwing grenades at an organized way, he thought.

Soon, dropping to cover, he took his handheld radio frequency to contact his comrades from other squads. - "Tango squad reporting in. Is everything okay in your areas?" -

 /\/\ We're fine, enemies keep sending their men to our primary targets, over. /\/\ 

- "Well fvck. I'm guessing we'd better hold on." -

[i]These clashes are violent, indeed very violent. This isn't the first time San Sierran special forces had extreme conflicts with foreign armies, but it's certainly chaotic enough for whoever survives this battle to tell traumatizing stories. Luis Squad 1, despite being thrown grenades at, have two of their members pick up enemy grenades and throw them back, especially at ones nearby the flangun. The other members continued fighting against the enemy defending the said flangun, it's leader was still eager to blow the damn thing up. While this is all happening, four multi-role fighter jets part of the squadron were called to deal with enemy ground units. They would fly in range of enemy ground based anti-aircraft, and firstly fire machine guns at both some groups of flanguns and autocannons, then, one fighter jet, without locking on, would fire two air-to-ground missiles at some autocannons. One other jet is hit by autocannons, but don't get taken down. Ground clashes between paratroopers and KA soldiers intensify.

Finally, the Second Airborne Group has landed, one of their paratroopers have died in the air due to explosions. Right now, it's 79 men, still split into 20 squads. All of them have the same names, but instead of the number '1', they have the number '2'. Squadrons of Charlie 2, Golf 2 and Qarynahr 2 have regrouped, they are told to support First Airborne Group by starting a fight with the Main Force on another flank. Clashes would go on with assault rifles being fired, men yelling commands and taking cover, and even throwing grenades.

Losses in this post: 4 First Airborne Group paratroopers and 1 Second Airborne Group paratroopers.

Azachland

Peatiktist wrote:Besides the fact that you just collapsed one of the thousands of timelines I can access at any given moment..........

You just caused a singularity that I now need to clean up.
We're going on the state minimum to get a High School diploma.
The school board can't really change that.

*Respawns*

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Peatiktist wrote:We're going on the state minimum to get a High School diploma.
The school board can't really change that.

I'm going to refrain from insulting the collective intelligence of your state, but I get the strong feeling you know exactly how I would describe it.

Gorbastan wrote:*Hides Election-Haxor 3000*

Don't mind me! Just checking out the new uh...
Maple Syrup Delivery Device!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Peatiktist and Gorbastan

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Azachland wrote:*Respawns*

oh what the f*ck

that’s the third time someone’s stolen one of my trademarks

Azachland and Peatiktist

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