The East PacificBoard

Levantin wrote:

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_{Please tell me you didn’t find my “homework” folder}

_{saved to a flash drive that’s going to the police}

Shavara wrote:

Read that just now. I've read worse.

Speaking of worse, should I make Azach read my mongol essay to punish them for that degeneracy?

Peatiktist wrote:

>_>
Yes. But it would seem you're using it to measure your intelligence.

Because you are nowhere near smartest.

If I’m not the smartest, then how did I convince that poor McDonald’s worker to make the McRib off-season?

Settlers league wrote:

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Who are you?

Levantin wrote:

Well that would be because I made into your vault too.

Besides I have backups for everything that Kurikia didn’t find. I’ll upgrade security, restore everything, kidnap some more children, and it will be like nothing happened.

Oh, you did?
How many limbs did you loose, because 6" naval artillery couldn't have been kind to your body.

Kurikia wrote:

_{saved to a flash drive that’s going to the police}

Well they will certainly enjoy my assaded meme video compilation.

Levantin wrote:

Well they will certainly enjoy my assaded meme video compilation.

I mean the other homework folder...

Levantin wrote:

Well they will certainly enjoy my assaded meme video compilation.

You shouldve just rickrolled them.

Peatiktist wrote:

Who are you?Oh, you did?
How many limbs did you loose, because 6" naval artillery couldn't have been kind to your body.

Someone desperately hoping that random post wouldn’t get mistaken for actual advertising.

Azachland wrote:

If I’m not the smartest, then how did I convince that poor McDonald’s worker to make the McRib off-season?

Oh, have we been derailed to food now?

Well, most likely they had leftover ingredients from the on-season.
But your first mistake was ordering a McRib.

Kurikia wrote:

I mean the other homework folder...

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You obviously need the eye bleach more than I do. Here.

Finished it Bois.

I got meself me new card.

People at the bank were pretty nice and understanding of it.

I will have a talk to my mother about the difference between Chequing and Savings accounts now.

Kurikia wrote:

I mean the other homework folder...

Oh. Well I hope the police like Charity’s tentacle stuff.

Peatiktist wrote:

Oh, have we been derailed to food now?

Well, most likely they had leftover ingredients from the on-season.
But your first mistake was ordering a McRib...............

You obviously need the eye bleach more than I do. Here.

Why did you assume I ate it?

Azachland wrote:

Why did you assume I ate it?

I didn't, but you still ordered it.

If you did eat it, you're crazy.
If you didn't eat it, you just wasted your money.

I heavily regret watching the news today.

Levantin wrote:

Oh. Well I hope the police like Charity’s tentacle stuff.

The other other folder

Kampf Empire wrote:

I heavily regret watching the news today.

Said as if it's not normal to regret watching the news.

Peatiktist wrote:

I didn't, but you still ordered it.

If you did eat it, you're crazy.
If you didn't eat it, you just wasted your money.

Waste?

No no no, my friend.

The McRib was a red herring all along. You were too smooth-brained to notice you fool!

Kurikia wrote:

The other other folder

I’m not a degenerate smh. The other folder had Peats traumatizing RP drafts, did you seriously send those to the police?

Azachland wrote:

Waste?

No no no, my friend.

The McRib was a red herring all along. You were too smooth-brained to notice you fool!

Hell, I noticed.

But you're the one who derailed the conversation and I pointed it out.
You ignored me pointing it out and continued.

You're the one who's smooth-brained.

Peatiktist wrote:

Hell, I noticed.

But you're the one who derailed the conversation and I pointed it out.
You ignored me pointing it out and continued.

You're the one who's smooth-brained.

No no, the McRib was to distract you from the fact that I laid a series of fire-themed traps all around you!

Peatiktist wrote:

Said as if it's not normal to regret watching the news.

Ya know, fair. But sometimes, the news will have something that can give me hope for the future of either the nation, the world, or just something to look forward to.

I watched 5 minutes of the beginning, and after hearing about the major headlines, I have only two thoughts:

1. We're all dumbasses and Labor Day Weekend is gonna spike Covid Cases.
2. I see why so many other countries laugh at us, and I honestly can't fault them for it.

Azachland wrote:

No no, the McRib was to distract you from the fact that I laid a series of fire-themed traps all around you!

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I can literally just open a time rift and not go through them.

Did you forget that?

Kampf Empire wrote:

Ya know, fair. But sometimes, the news will have something that can give me hope for the future of either the nation, the world, or just something to look forward to.

I watched 5 minutes of the beginning, and after hearing about the major headlines, I have only two thoughts:

1. We're all dumbasses and Labor Day Weekend is gonna spike Covid Cases.
2. I see why so many other countries laugh at us, and I honestly can't fault them for it.

I have to go back to physical school in less than a week.
Labor day is the least of our problems.

I swear are people petty enough to revoke their endorsement just cuz you dont endorse? y'all ill be back to endorse dw im just back like every 2 months lol

Peatiktist wrote:

I have to go back to physical school in less than a week.
Labor day is the least of our problems.

I wish you luck in physical school. I suggest taking a sharpened spork to keep people 6 feet away at all times.

Peatiktist wrote:

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I can literally just open a time rift and not go through them.

Did you forget that?I have to go back to physical school in less than a week.
Labor day is the least of our problems.

*You see a clock with a radio hap-hazardly taped to it labeled “Anti-time travel gizmo”*