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The Socialist Kakistocracy of Debluu

“Memes Shall Unite us All”

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The Socialist Kakistocracy of Debluu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sai Ann Nyde with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.753 billion Debluuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depinq. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Debluuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion bleus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,589 bleus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and Sai Ann Nyde spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debluu's national animal is the bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Memeism.

Debluu is ranked 284,806^th in the world and 4,942^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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