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The Socialist Republic of Malev

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The Socialist Republic of Malev is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jan Coek Boegeng with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.948 billion Malvin are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tara Amarta. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvin economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion Amartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 202,898 Amartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Malev flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is totally unknown. Malev's national animal is the Tauki Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malev is ranked 6,494^th in the world and 209^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 127.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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