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The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny

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The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.49 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuny City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunyian economy, worth 791 trillion Grams of Dark Matters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,240 Grams of Dark Matters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring billions into replacement brains, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuny's national animal is the Arara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Immortal Science of the Proletariat.

Comuny is ranked 2,331^st in the world and 56^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 144.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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