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The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit

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The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.69 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 950 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,044 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, above Floofybit there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 291,400^th in the world and 346^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,988.62 Standard Monetary Units.

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