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The Memery of North Cromch

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The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.798 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth 969 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,150 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 5,476^th in the world and 1^st in Lardyland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,597.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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