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The Memery of North Cromch


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Lardyland

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Memery of North Cromch is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.118 billion North Cromchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth 242 trillion Cronches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,466 Cronches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the North Cromchian Space Agency, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 223,096th in the world and 35th in Lardyland for Most Primitive, scoring -211.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,285thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,953rdTop
Most Pacifist: 12,985thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,611thMost Cultured: 15,067thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,346thNicest Citizens: 15,849thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,916thMost Inclusive: 16,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,563rdSmartest Citizens: 21,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,922ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,063rd
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the region

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