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The Grand Kingdom of North-Bardonia

“HERE I AM HERE I REMAIN”

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The Grand Kingdom of North-Bardonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Erich I Leftenson with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.768 billion North-Bardonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carthiada. The average income tax rate is 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient North-Bardonian economy, worth 287 trillion Krown-Starlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,690 Krown-Starlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, North-Bardonia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-Bardonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Faith.

North-Bardonia is ranked 109,489^th in the world and 73^rd in Lands End for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,456.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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