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The People's Republic of FederacionMilitarMexicana

“Todo por la Patria y toda la patria para el pueblo”

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The People's Republic of FederacionMilitarMexicana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El general y lider del PCM Vicente Pablo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.341 billion Mexicanos are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Guadalajara. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mexicano economy, worth 569 trillion Pesos Federaleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,317 Pesos Federaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the election for El general y lider del PCM Vicente Pablo's office's janitor is heating up, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FederacionMilitarMexicana's national animal is the Águila Real, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolica.

FederacionMilitarMexicana is ranked 5,748^th in the world and 6^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,179.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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